I can tuck mytits in my pants
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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