is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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