i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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