So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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