This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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