i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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