Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
They took my balls.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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