Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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