I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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