Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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