The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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