Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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