My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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