On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
