the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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