Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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