so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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