He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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