I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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