woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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