I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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