YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
