I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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