So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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