Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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