I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What changed your mind?
Being sober
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
