i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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