Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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