Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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