We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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