I want to make a zoo with you.
no, he came in my armpit
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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