I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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