smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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