The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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