all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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