More tranny stories later!
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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