i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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