I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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