Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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