Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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