my phone cant type all the emotion im having
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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