He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
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