pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
