I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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