She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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