But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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