It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
either way he was missing a nipple.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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