My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I enjoy the company of your penis
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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