Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Can you bring me the toilet please
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think I just sharted jello shots
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