I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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